mareeps:

remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs

(Source: neptunain, via troy-my-wagner)

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: r-pollo, via im-just-alittle-unwell)

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uncletomscabbage:

there is so much sex on my dash and I’m getting jealous

fuck y’all sex having motherfuckers

(via aviculor)

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