remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs

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today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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there is so much sex on my dash and I’m getting jealous

fuck y’all sex having motherfuckers

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